October, 2008


30
Oct 08

Banana Industry Founder's Home: Yours for $3.6 Million

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Photo from Prudential Cape Shores Real Estate. Link Below.

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Lorenzo Dow Baker – founder of the American banana industry. Now you can live in his house. Photo: Library of Congress.

This home – which sits on ten acres within the Cape Cod National Seashore, in Massachusetts, was the birthplace of Lorenzo Dow Baker, the sea captain whose first load of bananas to the United States – sold in 1870 – launched the Boston Fruit Company, later United Fruit, now known as Chiquita. After he became a banana mogul, Baker’s primary residence was at a mansion in the banana-rush town of Port Antonio, Jamaica – where he was said to light his cigars with five dollar bills – but that dwelling has long since burned to the ground. This seaside parcel was put on the market by its current owners, the Biddle family – a highbrow clan known for their literary salons, according a Boston Globe story – in mid-October. The property is also the former home of American writer John Dos Passos, who – ironically – was a critic of the company Baker founded.

Here’s (first entry on the page) the real estate listing, with more pictures, if you’re thinking of bidding.

Update: This entry was posted in October, 2008. As of March, 2009, the home was still for sale, and the price hasn’t changed.


29
Oct 08

Banana Companies Rat Each Other Out

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The biggest news item I avoid in this blog are banana trade wars. That’s because it would take me thousands and thousands of words to explain why the U.S., Europe, and the big banana companies have been fighting for years over who gets to sell bananas where. There have been resolutions that have led to no resolutions, problems that have led to more problems, and lots of ugly behavior on both sides. Suffice it to say that the whole thing is corrupt, and that none of it really affects whether or not bananas show up on store shelves (though it does affect where those bananas come from, and prices, as you’ll see, below.) The problem is that when you enter the labyrinth, you just can’t find your way back. Sorry.

But sometimes, I just have to say something. Last week, Dole and Del Monte – Dole’s the second biggest banana company in the world, and Del Monte, depending on how you count, is probably third or fourth – were fined a total of $83 million by the European Union for conspiring to fix banana prices in Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, and Sweden. These fines were good. Price-fixing is bad, and I’m always happy – we should all be happy – when banana company skullduggery is exposed.

The interesting thing about all this is who turned the Dole and Del Monte in: it was Chiquita, their rival, and the world’s biggest banana company.

This time, I won’t comment, other than to refer you to the source of the picture, above.


27
Oct 08

I Declare War on the Banana Diet!

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Homemade banana ice cream sammiches, Image from chubbyhubby.net

We don’t have to sit by while the “Morning Banana Diet” marches across the planet, raising prices for the fruit and making emaciated zombies of us all. Here’s a brand new recipe – from the Chubby Hubby Blog – for homemade banana ice cream, served between brownie cookies – that I hope will be the beginning of a massive counter-strike against the craze that begin a few months ago in Japan.

Banana tip: freeze them when they go brown. They keep for months, and you can use them to make all kinds of delicious stuff. Next in the arsenal: this banana pudding recipe – made with vanilla wafers – from the chitterlings.com soul food site (the recipe is almost at the bottom of the page.) We’re going to make some this week. Report, with pictures, to come.

Thanks to my Dad for suggesting the recipe.


25
Oct 08

Insane Banana Diets Can Also Raise Prices – Which Proves Something

Lots of folks emailed me news items on this. Japan has gone nuts for the “Morning Banana Diet,” which promises to help you lose weight with this formula: you start in the morning with a breakfast of bananas and room-temperature water, then eat whatever you want – other than desert – the rest of the day. You can’t eat later than six in the evening. you don’t need to exercise, and people are going nuts. A half-dozen books on the diet have become best sellers, and the price of the fruit has shot up to over $3.00 per pound (more than quadruple what we pay in the U.S., and well over triple the average price in a Tokyo supermarket.)

The backstory? An opera singer told a talk show she’d lost over 30 pounds on the banana diet. The craze began from there.

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Happy dieter, from a Reuters pic that accompanied a Time magazine story on the diet.

A spokesperson for Dole – the nation’s largest banana importer (second largest in the world) – told Great Britain’s Daily Mail that this was “the first time bananas have been so scarce. Right now, we are finding ourselves unable to meet demand.”

There was an earlier banana diet craze, in 1995, that began with the U.S. release of a book called “The Amazingly Simple Banana Diet,” by Clifford Thurlow (who also wrote a biography of Salvador Dali.) I couldn’t find any details on the actual program, sadly, or whether Japan’s morning banana regime was similar to it.

Does the diet work? Sure. If you eat fewer calories than you take in, then you’ll lose weight. If you skip your normal breakfast, and substitute a banana; and cut out alcohol and desserts – both of which might reasonably be assumed to be part of the diet of a person who might want to drop a few kilos, you’ll accomplish that goal. The books claim that the diet achieves weight loss through a lot of metabolic bunkum, which would be nice. In the 1920s, American banana companies hired armies of doctors to promote all kinds of health claims about the fruit, but even then, they pretty much stuck to the truth.

And even at three bucks a pound, you’ll still save money, after you weigh the price of what you’ve foregone, versus the single banana you’ve slotted in per day.

To get a little serious: as I’ve said in the past, the price of bananas is key to the fruit’s success – they are the cheap fruit. Things like disease and weather threaten to raise costs to point at which the fruit returns to its “genuine” state – an expensive, tropical rarity. I’ve advocated, as a solution to any future banana crisis, that importers look into providing a portfolio of banana varieties – as those same companies do with apples and citrus – that would diversify the crop and offer the fruit along a spectrum of tastes and prices. In its own ridiculous way, the Japan craze has proven that consumers will pay more for bananas if they that the fruit offers something more than just a partnership with corn flakes.


7
Oct 08

Shirt of the Month


Shirt donated by the great Rich Snodsmith. Model: Gia de los Muertos.


4
Oct 08

Ugandan Comfort Food Championships Underway. Your Local Market Next?

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Matooke flour, courtesy Ugandan Presidential Initiative on Banana Industrial Development Programme

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Steaming banana leaves for matooke. Full video sequence here.

There’s a knock-down, drag-out contest going on right now in Kampala – held as a precursor to next month’s World Banana Congress in Kenya – to see which chef makes the best Matooke, a Ugandan banana dish which I describe in my book as “the macaroni and cheese of the African highlands.”

The contest began with over 100 chefs offering their recipes made with tooke, a flour made from East African Highland Plantains. Nine are now left standing, and they’ll face off on October 5, serving their creations at a Presidential banquet to be held at the Kampala Serena Hotel.

Here’s a description of the dish, which I refer to in my book, and which is more commonly referred to, as matooke. Interesting side note – I’ve mentioned it several times here, but Uganda is so dependent on bananas – many people get up to 90% of their daily calories from the fruit, eating up to 900 pounds of it a year, compared to about 25 pounds of it here in the United States – that in some small villages, the word for food, banana, and this signature dish are actually all the same. The description is from the Uganda Tourism website.

“One popular local dish is matooke (bananas of the plantain type) which are cooked boiled in a sauce of peanuts, fresh fish, meat or entrails. Matooke really goes with any relish, except that the best and most respectable way the Baganda cook it is to tie up the peeled fingers into a bundle of banana leaves which is then put in a cooking pan with just enough water to steam the leaves. When properly ready and tender, the bundle is removed and squeezed to get a smooth soft and golden yellow mash, served hot with all the banana leaves around to keep it hot. In Buganda, the food production process revolves around the banana tree. Tender banana tree shoots are removed from the plant and singed over fire to make a fine foil into which chunks of pork or beef are tied up and steamed on top of a bundle of bananas. This style of cooking preserves all the flavours and cooks up food like a pressure cooker, if not better. Dry banana leaves are used like bandages when bundles of matooke are being wrapped up for steaming. Strips and chunks cut from the banana tree stem can be used as a foundation at the bottom of the cooking pan so as to avoid the boiling water touching the bundle of the matooke being steamed.

I wish I was in Kenya to taste the gourmet versions, which are probably not entrail-laden. The dish, which can also be prepared with banana flour, may be coming to stores near you, according to a report published by the New Vision Ugandan news service. “We believe there is a huge market locally and globally for value added matooke products,” said. Dr. Florence Isabirye, director of the Ugandan Presidential Initiative on Banana Industrial Development Programme (PIBID.)

Here’s a recipe for matooke. You can use green plantains. It won’t be the same, but you’ll get the idea.