September, 2008


30
Sep 08

Schoolkids Jailed for Dressing as Banana and Monkey

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How absolutely messed up is this? The principal of this school is an ignorant jackass. So is anybody else who signed on to this. Local police? Do you have fun jailing kids in costumes? Halloween’s going to be a blast!

Here’s what happened.

One kid put on a banana suit. The other kid put on a gorilla suit.

They ran across a football field during their school’s homecoming game.

School officials had them arrested for TRESPASSING.

The kids the night in jail.

They have now been suspended for two weeks.

For my overseas readers, suspension from high school can be a serious issue – it can keep you from getting into a good college, no matter what the cause. That’s because some college administrators apply rules as draconian as some high school administrators.

This happened at Flower Mound High School, near Fort Worth, Texas.

Proving that you don’t mess with Texas, that football is more important than fun or creativity AND especially more than reasonable, rational thought.

Or justice.

Here’s a story from the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

Here’s a Facebook support group for the kids, who are named Curtis Patton (age 17) and Sean Kight (18).

By the way, this isn’t the first time in a year when students got punished for wearing silly costumes.


26
Sep 08

About the Book and the Blog

"Banana: The Fate of the Fruit that Changed the World" explores the 7,000 year history of the world's most popular fruit. Here in the U.S., we eat more bananas than apples and oranges combined. Around the world, millions of people rely on the fruit as their primary source of nutrition. The banana we eat, called the Cavendish, is threatened by an advancing, incurable disease. My book explains why the banana, ubiquitous as it is, is such a fragile fruit – and how science is struggling to save it. The biggest surprise of all is that the banana we enjoy today is not the one your grandparents grew up on. That banana was also wiped out by disease. "BANANA" explains why history may be repeating itself – and what needs to be done to prevent that.

On this blog, you'll find an eclectic mix of banana news, banana ideas, banana silliness, banana recipes, and almost every other kind of banana information. I hope you enjoy it, and I hope it will make you interested enough that you'll want to Amazon” target=”_blank”>check out my book. Thanks for visiting.

- Dan Koeppel


24
Sep 08

Superstar Librarian's Custom "Read" Poster

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From Steve Campion’s flickr photostream, here.

I met Steve Campion at the American Library Association’s annual convention in Anaheim, California last spring. He made (and is the true star of) this awesome poster, which is a variant on the “Read” campaign that’s been encouraging kids to improve their literacy. Steve also reviewed Banana on his MostlyNF blog, which is a great resource for finding other interesting non-fiction books (Steve averages nearly 100 a year!)


20
Sep 08

First Harvest of New Banana Toys (?) for the Holidays

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I have no idea, and if I did, I wouldn’t share it.

There’s a world of bizarre banana toys out there, but these are especially strange, and with the holidays approaching – OK, not really; but here in the U.S., the shopping frenzy has begun to begin, because that’s just how we roll – these are both super-weird and, in some cases, even unfathomable. I’ll post just two samples, both from Jill Harness at the Inventorspot.com blog. Above, whatever. Below: inflatable key rings, which are actually kind of functional. Canoe, picnic, capsize, lose the camera but salvage the drive home – happens all the time.

All this stuff is from Japan, of course. There’s more in Jill’s original entry. Links to purchase, too.

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Blow-up key chains with suffocating bananas trapped inside. Generally, controlled atmospheres are used for ripening the fruit. Not sure if this was the intention here.


18
Sep 08

UN Program Claims Success in Battle Against Deadliest Disease

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Ugandan Banana with wilting disease (courtesy UN FAO)

BXW (banana xanthomonas wilt) is probably the worst disease facing the worldwide banana crop today. Fast-moving and incurable, it threatens Africa’s vital subsistence bananas, and has been spreading rapidly through the regions where people rely on the fruit for as much as eighty percent of their daily nutrition.

A report issued this week by the U.N. Food and Agriculture Organization says that a pilot education program in Africa that trained farmers in clean production techniques – quarantine measures designed to isolate farms from each other to stop the spread of the disease – effectively reduced transmission to zero percent.

“Today you do not find banana wilt disease in any of the districts where the field schools have been established, which were at one time the front line hot spots in this effort,” an FAO official was quoted as saying.

This is a major development. Quarantine and farmer education programs can be successful, but they’re often tough to implement. Stopping BXW in Uganda (the term FAO uses is BBW, for “Banana Bacterial Wilt”) will go a long way toward ensuring security in a region that desperately needs a reliable food supply.

There’s a detailed article and more pictures here.

Here’s an earlier posting on BXW.


14
Sep 08

The Banana Splits: A Freaktastic Television Show Returns

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Photo: PR Newswire

Readers from other countries, you’ll just have to take my word for it: “The Banana Splits” was one of the strangest things ever presented to children as entertainment. It was an NBC show with costumes created by Sid and Marty Kroft, who might best be described as Walt Disney, split into two by genetic mutation, dropped into a vat of ergot, and unleashed onto the world with at least temporary carte blanche to produce television for adolescents and potheads. Since I was the former, and the grownups in my house were the latter, I have warm memories of Saturday morning gatherings to watch this program.

Four costumed creatures made up “The Banana Splits” (the name came from the rock band they formed; their jingle – also known as the ‘Tra La La’ song – was so genuinely catchy that it was appropriated as the hook for Bob Marley’s “Buffalo Soldiers.”) The quartet are Fleegle the Dog, Drooper the Lion, Bingo the Gorilla, and Snorky the Elephant. They live in a Banana Pad and drive in their Banana Buggy, which is more than most people in the banana world can say.

In a press release, Warner Bros. executive Jordan Sollitto, promised that the new version of the program would stay true to the original: “Everything that made The Banana Splits hugely popular in the ’60s is back,” he said. I believe this, especially since medical marijuana can be purchased by just about anybody who’s willing to say they have a hangnail in California, where the show is produced. Definitely replenish your stash prior to visiting the show’s website, whose accompanying soundtrack and multimedia you will find either completely hypnotic or very, very upsetting – just as the original show was.

Also, you can join a club and get an awesome membership card:

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Read the hilariously titled press release: “Warner Bros. Serves Up Four Scoops of Hilarity With Relaunch.”

UPDATE: The BBC sort of debunks the Bob Marley/Banana Splits song similarity. Audio from both is included, so listen for yourself and decide.


13
Sep 08

Shenanigans!

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The new record holder, blocks from my house. A buck and a half a pound for what? “Very sweet” bananas? Not even organic. These were at the weekly farmers market held on Sunset Boulevard in the Silverlake neighborhood of Los Angeles. The genuine fresh produce offered there is great (this week, the strawberries were awesome), but I wonder whether shoppers have any clue that the bananas sold here – for double the price of what they cost at the Von’s market five minutes away – are exactly the same as what they’d get at that major supermarket.

Sweetness is a function of ripeness and travel time. These pricey fruit came from the same Latin American plantations, on the same boats, and via the same trucks that every other banana sold in the U.S. does. The vendor probably peeled off the Chiquita (or Dole, or other major importer) labels.

Good news for my shopping neighbors: Pineapples – at $4.50 each (upper right) – are a bargain. Vons charges $4.99.


7
Sep 08

African Banana Roundup; Chiquita's plans and Kenyan Entrepreneurship

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Traditional banana transport in Africa. Picture from youngrobv’s photostream at flickr.

There was a great story in New Agriculturist a while back – before I went on vacation – and I was a little remiss in not highlighting it. It actually contained some Chiquita news that could be seen as positive, as well as a few other interesting developments in the world of African bananas (Africa is the place where bananas are most important – in many nations on the continent, people rely on the fruit for up to eighty percent of their daily caloric intake. So fighting banana disease there is hugely important.)

The most interesting thing was the Chiquita-related item that reported the company’s desire to source Cavendish bananas from new plantations in Angola and Mozambique. I’ve reported on this before, but there was new detail here. The first bananas are expected to be produced by 2010, the article said, with a goal of deriving up to 30% of the company’s exports for the European market from Africa. That’s a mammoth amount of bananas, and a first for Africa, which barely exports any of fruit right now.

There are pluses and minuses to this. The plus is economic development, which is definitely needed in that part of Africa. The minus is that the development offered by the banana industry isn’t always positive (though it is generally the same as the development offered by other multinationals.) There’s a chance for Chiquita to build a new kind of economic model here, and the question is whether the governments of the nations hosting the company are going to look at the example of the banana industry in Latin America as a cautionary tale, or as a template.

Chiquita, too, has a chance to experiment with the banana supply chain – which is something it will have to do as the industry goes through a necessary transformation as it reacts to advancing banana disease. I also wonder whether Chiquita is prepared for another possibility: that its crop in Africa will be exposed to new disease. Panama Disease is already a problem in parts of Africa, and another newly-emerged and incurable disease, banana xanthomonas wilt, (BXW) has been devastating the fruit across the African highlands. BXW spreads faster than Panama Disease, and it does (link is to a PDF file) affect the Cavendish.

What’s important to remember here is that the banana industry, unlike in Latin America, where it is waiting for disease to arrive, in this case, it is bringing fruit to the disease. This is exactly how the new outbreak of Panama Disease that I write about in my book began.

Again, there’s more to it than a corporation may be able – or is set up – to consider.

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Microbiologist/entrepreneur Ann Muli. Photo: New Agriculturist/Zablon Odihambo.

The second piece of news is the emergence of another, smaller banana business operation: a Kenyan company called Mimea has recently begun offering tissue-cultured bananas as a commercial product (“Tissue Culture” means that the initial banana plants are cultivated in the lab; they arrive at the plantation disease-free.) I’m not aware of any other business venture doing anything like this in Africa. Mimea is also unique in that it is owned by a woman – microbiologist-turned-entrepreneur Anne Muli.

The company produces sterile seedlings and initial growth material for other crops – primarily flowers – but the extension into bananas is exciting, as it helps address Africa’s technological and economic development through local ownership. That, to me, has the potential to be more important, in the long run, than Chiquita’s massive venture. New Agriculturist ran an excellent profile of Muli last March.

There should be more African banana news in a few weeks, following October’s World Banana Conference in Kenya.


1
Sep 08

Crab Fishermen think Bananas are Bad Luck

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You may safely wear this brand of undergarment when seeking The Deadliest Catch.

My Dad sent in this one. Apparently it is bad luck to bring a banana on a fishing boat. There’s an entry on the “How Stuff Works” website that attempts to explain why. One theory is that boats carrying bananas – prior to refrigeration – had to move too fast (too keep the fruit from spoiling), which prohibited fishing. That idea dates back to the 1700s. Another was that sailors might choke to death on the fumes of overripe bananas in cargo holds. Finally, there was the idea that crew members could slip and fall on rotting banana peels.

I have no clue what the answer is. But the funniest part of the account of the superstition is that it is so extensive that it involves an underwear check: if you’re wearing “Fruit of the Loom” tight-whites, you’ll have to go commando – or at least cut the label off – before you’re allowed on board. Underwearfortunately, I am required to call shenanigans on this one, since there is not – and has never been (see images) – a banana on the company’s label.

You may board when ready.